snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

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patientlights:

I get really offended when my mom underestimates my ability to eat a whole pizza by myself.

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me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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